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The Low Anthem- Oh My God Charlie Darwin


I dislike people as a general rule. People are things ahead of you in line, stealing the cab you hailed, shoving past you, inflicting their neuroses upon you like black magic. I think most people dislike other people. It’s why we misuse car horns, our elbows and wear sunglasses in the shade. It’s also why people consider New York City to be the greatest city in the world. Everyone is bothered, and everyone suspects that they are bothering everyone else. There is a peace about that understanding, as there is in any understanding. Keep moving or be moved.

Sometimes when in a crowd I pretend I love everyone. I take in a deep breath and exhale like it’s a good spell. It hurts really bad like sunburn, or like not having skin at all. I played this game Friday night. Oh, it was a crowded and loud swirling soup of the worst chaos.  While I was still pretending that I loved everyone, the bartender pointed at me; I nodded over to the guy next to me and said, “he was here first.” Turns out, we were drinking the same potion. We knocked our plastic cups together. For that second, our only second, he was a member of my tribe. He offered a familiar gesture that acknowledged that I’m reasonable concerning the notion of fair.  I looked down from the balcony where the people had been shoving each other to see the stage.  If they were ever shoving–a hypothesis I now recant–they were now engaging in an act of using allotted space cooperatively in response to a shared stimulus. They were dancing.

Afterward, out on the street, a girl put her hands on the cab we had hailed. Her tribe got in a street fight with our tribe, and she shoved me. Then a civil war broke out in my tribe. Too much potion.

The next morning the sun was too bright, and I needed to walk. I couldn’t even think about my game. People were mass. There is a place in Union Square that I imagine belongs to me. I hated a slow man shuffling into the intersection while talking quietly into his wrist. I made up a mean story about him, a spaceship, and inadequate mental health care. Once he was out of my way, I saw that he was comforting  a green bird perched on his arm. Still, people were things buying young trees in pots and bottles of fresh cider, local honey and wine. People had short dogs that I almost stepped on. People were holding hands and taking up too much horizontal space. People were rising up on me like they were on escalators while I was trying to get down. Keep moving or be moved, I thought.

Eight hare krishna monks had folded their bodies on a blanket and were chanting with drums and tingshas.  A man wearing blue jeans and a saxophone stood by them and played jazz along with their hare ramas. They were from very different tribes, but there was only space for one noise. Imagine it, if you can, a sad sax working with happy monks, the discipline of monks cheering along the renegade of jazz. I stopped moving. I took off my sunglasses so I could hear them better. I needed a moment so desperately that I almost mistook reality for desire. I almost made up bad stories about cults and upside down hats meant for heads but beg for dollars instead. I almost forgot about pretend-love because nothing will make you feel so alone as letting yourself believe for a minute that you aren’t, and it hurts like sunburn–getting that close (or whatever word is so opposite to distance that space isn’t even implied) to light (or whatever word is so opposite to existence that you or I don’t even apply.) People captured the moment with cellphone cameras. Their hands raised up in the air like submarine periscopes so their future eyes could spy on the event without the threat of  having actually been there–the far left jazz player blowing at the ground to the monk at the right with the bells and his smile directed at the sky. Their whole human span, a crowd raised up their machines.  I just got really badly sunburned, and I wasn’t even trying to love everyone.

The slow man and the green bird strolled by like familiar aliens. The bird had a white ribbon tied from her foot to his finger.  She opened her wingspan full length but she didn’t try to fly anywhere.


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From the album, Oh My God Charlie Darwin: Oh My God Charlie Darwin - The Low Anthem


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John Prine- Hello in There


There is a woman who never had pets or children but she owns three brooms. Each broom serves a purpose. One solves the leaves in the fall and the pollen in the spring. One solves the grains of rice and the kitchen crumbs. And one keeps everything else out, things try to follow her in on her shoe soles and bits of wrapping she’s picked off the mouthwash, the dish soap, the juice–those proofs that no one else has touched the content of things.

There is this woman who has never petted her dog because she hasn’t the need for a dog. Petting a dog opens the dog. She has never had a lover. The body preserves itself, but a dent to the heart, that aluminum can of cream of childhood soup, can cause paralysis.

She tries to take as few breaths as possible. Trees recklessly emit oxygen. They’re always taking the carbon dioxide we grant by snoring away. So she daren’t sigh over a thought as it is misuse, a steal for a nearby tree. She does not allow anything to make her gasp. Once she took a city walk that lead to an underpass where someone had graffitied that last line from an e e cummings poem: for life is not a paragraph and death i think is no parenthesis. She sneaked a little extra air. She always liked cummings; he seemed to understand that capital letters and punctuation were inefficient seals.  But she caught herself. It wasn’t a full gasp, just the hollow event that suggests a gasp before the claws grasp the rim of the can. She had vowed not to give her air, her ethics dictated that she also oughtn’t take too much of it (no matter how altered she was at the suggestion that she wasn’t suspended in the silk of parenthesis.)

One broom, the one that solves the leaves and the yellow dust, ushered the projectile masturbation of her neighbor’s oak right into the center of her yard and made it have sex. She didn’t notice it for two years: a frail fawn, knobby-kneed, trusting the partners both under the seal of grass and beyond the seal of blue sky which asserts that the earth its own thing and not star-struck. You’d expect, now knowing more of herself than she does but understanding her commitment, that she’d chop it down like an invading weed, but she didn’t. She watched it for a length of time if time could be measured in wide miles and not the ironed clock-pleats of minutes. She watched it for stretches. It reached as tall as the eye of a spiderweb outside the lower right window pane. She watched through the woven fly before and after it was devoured. The spider dismantled her structure, or perhaps it just disappeared on its own. After a burying snow and its depletion, the tree was as tall as the top pane of glass.  She also cooked soup and soaped her hair, rinsed the suds, mopped linoleum, left a check at Christmas for the postman, went to the bathroom, scratched a bite, called a plumber, deposited checks and bought noodles. In other words, she wasn’t watching the tree, or observing herself observing the tree or observing herself overlooking a web. But soon she had to crane her neck. Then she had to squint to see its tip. All this nonsense had accumulated around it, droppings and moltings and movings on of its own doing, so she swept it away at the base until its trunk was flush with the grass. She beat down the ivy crawling toward its throat, batted away a woodpecker attempting to break its seal.



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Nick Drake- Things Behind the Sun


A man pushes a cart down the sidewalk lifting the back two wheels over the patch of broken cement where the rain and the wet leaves collect. That swamp is there no matter how long a drought has lasted, so he’s named it Swamp de Leon as it comes just before the intersection of Briarcliff Road and Ponce de Leon. In the south, Ponce and Swamp almost rhyme. He calls the cracks by their names as they stump the cart, “well, hello to you too, harry!” “That’s a mighty firm handshake you got there, emily.” “Horace, it seems your family has grown since last time I saw you.” And so forth.

There is a dead cat in the bed of the spruce trees that give privacy to a condominium complex. Her mouth gapes three teeth, the crooked keys of a last chord. Someone had tucked her in with a kitchen towel which meant someone was sorry.

It isn’t time for popsicles yet, but there is a festival half a mile up the road filled with people and outdoor music and sloshy plastic beer cups that will all end up flat like lily pads in Swamp de Leon. He pushes on toward the music and the matchstick people who are just a little too chilly to crave a popsicle, but just hungry enough for spring to buy one. Most currency isn’t in exchange for what a person wants right here and now anyway, but for something from the time and place they wish they were, the closest thing they can get to what they really wish. Otherwise, someone would smooth over the sidewalk so it didn’t feel so much like rolling wheels over the surface of the moon. Someone wouldn’t have blanketed the cat who has no need to stay warm. Otherwise, the man with the cart would have no customers paying for ice. Especially the children want ice just like they want their faces painted like cats and ladybugs and a balloon from another man who has pushed his cart from the other direction. He names the clouds along his way and then sells plots of air in the sky.


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R.E.M.- Wendell Gee


The Near Nothing Man was not always near nothing. Once he buttoned clothes, sat on chairs, rested the numb skin of his elbows on tables, touched things like objects and subjects, some subjects in triangular places that turned them into objects, drank from a cup and filled it depending on his desire and not merely what was available. You must imagine everything was available to him because it was, anything: absinthe, urine, breast milk, Coca-Cola from Mexico where they use sugar derived from the cane and not corn syrup, the syrup of anyone wearing candy, the content of anyone passing out wings and a mask.

Prehistoric Near Nothing Man once had a desire directed toward something that lasted longer than seven minutes, which is the average length of any desire that isn’t backed by one or more of the three real feelings. The three feelings (love, fear, and an untranslatable word–the vague certainty that one’s being is in costume and deserves candy) nest so snugly in the straw-brain that most people are oblivious to them, especially when one is pursuing truth, a dijonnaise that squats on the refrigerator shelf: always there in front, but out of sight when halfway through the preparation of a cheese sandwich.

This desire was for someone who had named herself. He had two of the three feelings for her, plus one additional feeling he invented solely based on the existence of her dimples. Incidentally, she didn’t care for dijonnaise. Too fattening, too thick, too lewd. She had a body, and it mattered much to her. He loved the body, but she didn’t: a stripper who knows she is beautiful, hates herself for it, and therefore uses it in order to be overlooked, right up front on a stage dangling from and turning upside down, fucking everyone in the room with the third feeling, a shimmery wetness that makes a cheese sandwich palatable. The tease and tickle of a bite of air with no swallow.

The Near Nothing Man, when he was near to her, was under a spell. She could do anything while simultaneously blinking and he would love her with yearbook superlative adoration. In other words, he could overlook the condiment and leave two dry slices of bread, a leaf of lettuce, and a perforated square of cheese on the counter. Who is hungry now, anyway, for that.

No one knows at what point the Near Nothing Man became where he is. No one knows if he attained enlightenment or became disillusioned. No one who knows him or has loved him invented this story. It may even be because of or in spite of this story that everyone wants to love him or to be loved by him. Costume without the promise candy. Or vice versa.

I loved him dressed up as myself, in need of a haircut and a straighter smile, with the flexible vertebra of an amphibian, with the skinny legs of an adolescent and the soul of a crone. I dangled in front naked and upside down on a stage. All while I filled his cup, while I made it overflow with anything he wanted, while I became liquid, while I contorted easily to fit, while I became a thing so apparent that I was overlooked, while I renamed myself with a sticky label, while I became cold, while I became a speck there in the back near nothing but the relishes and the colors.

Most everything here is a trick, a slight of hand, something coming from behind an ear that really has been housed under a sleeve.What if you lost the sleeves of your costume? And your wig and oversized shoes? The ghost hands flailing under the sheet? What if you lost your ears and had nowhere to manifest a coin? What if you believed in magic because no one ever told you how quick others were to able to maneuver their touch?

This is what it is to be in love with the Near Nothing Man. I handed out candy wearing the costume of Everything: military camouflage while waving my arms right in front of the enemy. He took peppermint, which isn’t really candy, but the wash of everything prior, the white clean of nothing ever happened, the red sting of everything that has, the wind that whistles and blows, moves everything, and no one ever sees.

MP3: R.EM. –

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The Beatles- Obla Di Obla Da


This song never made me happy before I had a dream in which I attended my own funeral. I didn’t have the best seat and was under the impression that I was in a theater to see a Cirque du Soleil performance. Then this song came on and the lights went up instead of down. A parade of carnival characters came out from the stage entrances. It took four clowns to carry my casket which was covered in a white sheet. They lifted it over their heads and back to their shoulders like it was a tuba. Women with painted faces carried trays of food as they walked up the aisles. People reached over each other, mostly preferring the fruit. I took a slice of cantaloupe. It tasted like nothing. Initially, I thought it was tacky that they were serving fruit that is not ripe or in season. Then realized it was I who was no longer in season.

By the end of the parade, the whole crowd was standing and singing along until the body had left the room.  And all these years I’ve spent worrying that I am going to die were gone when I woke up. All the pressure to have done something important, all the determination to get over things that have caused me suffering seemed amusing–like when a child’s ice cream cone gets licked right off the cone and rainbow sprinkles swim in a puddle of pink bubblegum on concrete. Grown-ups exchange smiles over the child who cries over this. They know the secret knowledge: things get so much worse. This will seem like nothing. Also, there is more ice cream.

Well, that’s how my funeral felt after my life was over. It was a spectacle responding to spectacle. After everyone had  followed the song out of the theater, I went backstage (is that where you go? I didn’t know.) A man wearing a red and white striped suit was sweeping up flower petals and confetti with a janitor’s broom. He tipped his top hat  and smiled under his mustache when I passed him, and then I found a counter where a man was spinning pizzas on a series of turntables. He showed me how different albums sound if they are all played at the same time and on top of each other, how all the notes will mesh and then clash. I understood.  I took a number, pulled up a chair, and waited to order my remix.


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Michael Penn- On Your Way


After midnight, my street sounds like the ocean. It’s low tide, but rolling in, resin under five–no–six lights which make the constellation of a sailboat, an oak connecting the dots.

I have a secret no one knows, and I have a green bottle from which I drink it up, in which I’ve written it on a scroll of paper and tucked it in like it is a child who I want to sleep soundly. It is also a message I want everyone to know, but only if one person finds it when it washes up on the shore and will speak it for me.

You hear those stories of a halfway deflated balloon tied with a note. You hear those stories of a new grave over which someone has begged for and received a sign. You hear stories of someone letting everything go to some force that doesn’t possess its own will and yet retrieving an answer.

This is the sort of waiting I do for you to respond to my pulse, how it happens quickly underneath my skin, how it is blue, how it moves by triumphant billowing force and yet creeps with the wheel-rust of train cars filled with stowaways who don’t care where they end up and must hide among the boxes of other people’s belongings, people who are moving but won’t transport their own lamps.

I am trying to sleep, and I am traveling the sounds of my street as if they are some other method of how to return to you: routeless like the ocean, strict as a train’s track. Six not five through the blinds. When a car passes, I imagine it is as unoccupied as I am when I roll over and your whole being exists in the arm or the leg that comes with me.

MP4: Michael Penn- On Your Way

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How To Dress Well- Say My Name Or Say Whatever

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Formerly a seven franchise chain, The Near Nothing Museum has only one remaining location. It’s worth the ticket ($12.34) and the drive out of your way for the Room of Latitude and Longitude where crossword cut-outs dangle from the ceiling, the clues grazing the top of your head and where blank squares spread the walls and you can reach all the way from 34 across to 59 down, a clue no one has yet solved. You can climb inside all the black squares, but I won’t ruin all the surprises therein. Inside one of the squares, familiar poems are communicated via sense of smell. Plath’s “The Moon and the Yew Tree” smelled mostly of a basement, which initially confused this reviewer, but made sense once the scent began to turn sheet-white, a shade that flaps and hisses at the wind or at loneliness, if there is a difference. One of Shakespeare’s sonnets (#130) smelled like rain, lipstick, old copper, and formaldehyde–which is astonishing in its ability to please and can be purchased along with the elixirs of other poems as a perfumes in the gift shop (prices vary according to meter.)

Also worth a look is the broken heart, which you can hold gently in your hands, or, as most visitors seem to prefer, toss at the wall which presumably once was white but has been painted over in cathartic splatter. Like an inverse Oscar Wilde’s tomb, people have come to pay a different respect.

The less adventurous can take communion from an intoxicated bear. The travel-weary are free to nap in front of a live audience who are encouraged to participate in the sound effects of dreams.

Most notable and the main attraction, the reason people veer off the desert highway (please have a full tank of gas and a spare dispenser in the trunk, plenty of water and snacks–all of which can be fulfilled at the turn by a shop with no attendant; pay in the drop box) is the Near Nothing Man. You must give up all your possessions to visit with him. He will return your heart when you leave, but it will have been altered  (for most it will continue to perform all physiological functions.) This reviewer had no trouble afterward with its beating and response to stimuli. However, she had a deeper understanding of not-knowing the answer to 59 Down, left with the scent of Anne Sexton’s “Her Kind” pulsing on her wrist (licorice, star-pointed lilies, wet moss), and a print of her heart’s reaction to the wall, that car-wreck stop and the explosion of retraced paths, first in the frantic, slow seconds when brakes could have been applied, then the minutes when an alternate route could have been taken, hours of steady stretches of open road, days of waiting just to get somewhere, until the womb-beginning before the heart is actually a heart and therefore doesn’t yet have its singular desire to get so near everything.


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Bright Eyes- Land Locked Blues


My hands hover over a Ouija board. Our hands are almost touching. Our hands are listening to plastic. I’ve begun to decode the contradicting last sentences you said to me, parsing them into Ouija language, spelling our names over and over again, then just our initials, then just yes or no, then sun and moon. I understand the message, but I don’t know if I am communicating with a living human or a departed ghost when the oracle moves to the bottom of the board and you say, “I swear I’m not making this move.”


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Milk Carton Kids- Michigan



Yesterday an email came through, but it wasn’t you. It was a deal on flowers, which never come when you actually want to send someone flowers. But I clicked anyway and chose a bouquet of white dendrobium orchids for $69.99 plus a vase, plus a charge to ship them, plus a tax, and I almost sent them to myself but I didn’t know what to write on the card. Then, I thought about receiving them: Oh, you shouldn’t have.

Then I thought about where I would put them, if I would even give them water. So, I didn’t send them. It wouldn’t be fair to the flowers. And still, I’m hoping they come today or maybe tomorrow with a card that says something perfect, instructions on how to care for them: give them water, but do not drown them. Place them in the sun for four hours a day, and tuck them into bed when their eyes get sleepy. Don’t touch them too much. When they wither make a maze with their stems and walk through it until you’re in the center of a spiral and then blow them like candles. Wish for nothing.


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DeVotchKa- How It All Ends


In the future we have a pack of dogs, all of whom know how not to get cactus spurs stuck in their paws. They nose scorpions around in the dirt, but one of them gets bitten. His nose grows three times its size, and he turns out fine. We let him sleep in the bed after that, even though you hate it, even though you say you can’t breathe with both of us in there, even though you say this is the reason you wanted a life where you can go anywhere and be with anyone anytime you want, and anytime you see a woman you desire, you can take her to bed where you can breathe because after breakfast, it’s over, and permanently new.

You order room service as a courtesy: 2 oranges juices, yogurt, and berries, a muffin you won’t eat. “I don’t eat breakfast,” she says. (The ones who do don’t yet know yet how to conceal their expectations.) She uses her fingers as a comb, proving how disentangled she is, how unprepared she was. She is in your shirt, half-buttoned, and has artfully arranged the berries in the shape of a heart in your empty bowl.

In the future, your real life, the berries are always there in a basket in the fridge; you know where they are. You don’t have to order them. Dogs circle in hopes for a gift from gravity. I hang the beginnings of your sentences out to dry in the beige sun. The ends of your sentences rinse and spin in my heart, which I’ve arranged in your empty bowl in whatever shape they take.  I let the wind advertise the part about how you love me, and I wash the other part someone else has dirtied.


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